Things Everyone Should Be Afraid Of....

or the reason why anti-anxiety medication is now advertised on television.

(compiled with the help of Tom)
1. Galaxies colliding with the Milky Way
2. Asteroids
3. Hemorrhoids
4. Aliens
5. Bees
6. Bird Flu
7. pharmaceutical ads
8. terrorists
9. Oreo being an alien
10. The vague, implausible, and rather paranoid fear that my reading glasses will catch the sun just right and fry my eyeballs.
11. Clowns
12. Pedophiles
13. open manholes
14. getting hit by a bus
15. the government
16. The Man
17. God
18. the Devil
19. Evangelists
20. The Illuminati
21. UFOs
22. Bigfoot
23. Nessie
24. germs (in general)
25. Bird Flu
26. E. coli
27. Ebola
28. Malaria
29. Tuberculosis
30. AIDS
31. Ass cancer
32. Gerbils
33. Richard Gere (if you hadn't already made the association between 31 and 32)
34. The Rapture
35. Being "Left Behind"
36. Enjoying anything with "Left Behind" in the title
37. Video Games
38. Sin
39. Fun