Tut returns! (Sort of.)

Brought to you by the same marketing giants that brought you Celine Dion A New Day…Presented By Chrysler, the Eagles, Usher, Fleetwood Mac, Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera, Dixie Chicks, American Idol and Rod Stewart a few random pieces from Tutankhamun’s tomb equipment and a few other roughly contemporary funerary pieces... Probably worth a look if it’s convenient. Obviously if they can market the sad, sad list above they can make a several-thousand-year-old short, inbred dead guy interesting.

See website for locales and tickets. Supposedly this will bring in a whole mess of money. Maybe this means they’ll get the non-royal mummies out of “storage” in the stairwells in the Egyptian Museum. And maybe get climate control. Or at least an air conditioner. Or a few more placards in Arabic so the Egyptians can actually learn about their own stuff.