Occassionally, people post something on the UC marketplace that is moderately entertaining in a train-wreck kind of way:
interesting way to get a date...

Dammit boy! I was reminded that I hadn't looked recently, so I did my own google for "dancing ferret." I already knew about the goth band or whatever the hell it is associated with the name, and expected some ferret-care pages but this was by far the most frightening thing I found. And no, I didn't read any of the "Fiction."

I officially received my MA last month. Our degrees are really sort of ugly - considering all the money I payed, I really would have liked a prettier piece of paper.
I also just finished (as of an hour ago) the German reading exam. As per usual, it sucked. Two passages. One on "German Naturalist Prose" and the other one titled "German Fairy Tales" that was really about gender roles. Whatever. Hopefully this will have been the last time and now I can actually being to enjoy my summer break.